While You Respawn

To the tune of Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson

Here's the thing
You started out grand
You shot someone but it was not a trend
Yeah, yeah, while you respawn

You had a ping of one-oh-nine
I even thought I guess this guy is fine
Yeah, yeah, while you respawn

And all you'd ever hear me say
Is you should find a clip or two
That's all you'd ever hear me say

But while you respawn
We can lead for the first time
You're better off gone, yeah yeah
Thanks to you, there's a kid, a kid I can taunt
While you respawn

I thought I told you, don't camp so long
I ever thought I guess he heard me wrong
Yeah, yeah, while you respawn
How come I'd never hear you say
I just got a kill or two
Guess you never learned to play

But while you respawn
We can lead for the fist time
You're better off gone, yeah yeah
Thanks to you, there's a kid, a kid I can taunt
While you respawn

You had your shot, you missed it
Up and right, you must be blind
Pull the plug, I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again

While you respawn
We can lead for the first time
You're better off gone, yeah yeah
Thanks to you
There's a kid, a kid I can taunt
We can lead for the first time
You're better off gone, yeah yeah
Thanks to you
There's a kid
You should know there's a kid
A kid I can taunt

While you respawn
While you respawn
While you respawn

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